I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs.
I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.
They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.
I heard you went to have your head examined, but the doctors found nothing there.
Yo momma pubic hair is so nappy the crabs ride dune buggies.
Yo momma's so old she makes yoda jellis!
I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
She was so ugly... they used to push her face into dough to make gorilla biscuits
Babies start dreaming even before they're born.
Cashew nut shells contain oil that is extremely irritating to human skin.
Look through your towels and tell us the name of the hotel you stayed at in Detroit.
A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.
The poison-arrow frog has enough poison to kill about 2,200 people!
Switzerland has the highest per-capita consumption of soft drinks in the world.
You have a good weapon against muggers -- your face!
Contrary to popular belief, the first ironclad warships were built by Korea in the 16th century.
Man alive! But I wish you weren't.
To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs. It will let you go instantly.
Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
It's your life --- but I wish you'd let us have it.
Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!!
Crayola is a French word that means 'Oily chalk.'"
I'll hit you so hard you 'll have to take off your shoes to shit!
You have nothing to fear from my baser instincts; its my finer ones that tell me to kill you.
The biggest no-talent I ever worked with.
I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at Cucumber college.
One ragweed plant can release as many as one billion grains of pollen!
Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey-decimal category.
They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.
Until 1796, there was a state in the United States called Franklin. Today it's known as Tennessee!
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
Your so stupid you got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!
A hard working adult sweats up to 4 gallons per day. Most of the sweat evaporates before a person realizes it's there, though!
The average American uses eight times as much fuel energy as an average person anywhere else in the world.
You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.
You've got an IQ of 2. Pitty it takes 3 to grunt.
Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long.
If people don't sit at Chaplin's feet, he goes out and stands where they are sitting.
A chameleon?s tongue is twice the length of its body.
I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
The Earth gets 100 tons heavier every day due to falling space dust.
Every U.S. president with a beard has been a Republican.
Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.
Baby robins eat 14 feet of earthworms every day!
A cow gives nearly 200,000 glasses of milk in her lifetime.
After hearing you talk, I now know that the dead do contact us.
People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!
I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway.
You are master in your own house -- the doghouse!
You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
You're so dumb it takes you an hour and a half to watch "60 Minutes"!
Yo momma so nasty when your daddy ate her pussy he got food poisoning.
Hummingbirds can weigh less than a penny!
I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
Yo momma's so poor she dj's for the ice cream truck.